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Dec 15 2008

Civil War Brewing in US

Published by spinningfacts at 12:30 pm under News, Politics Edit This

Civil War Raid, Paul Turnbull, http://www.sxc.hu/profile/familylifeThe breaking scandal of a slow news day: No Southerners in the Obama Cabinet.

Bill Richardson, from the southern state of New Mexico, (notice the absence of the capital letter S on southern) and the former First Lady of Arkansas, apparently aren’t considered part of the now discriminated against “sweet tea” drinkers. Hawaii, shown on most TV maps as being adjacent to Alaska, obviously doesn’t count .

Southern states (notice the capital letter S on Southern) have been categorized as only those below the Mason-Dixon Line.

Where, you may ask, is Arkansas located?

To prevent another civil war, I’ve decided to stick my neck out and invite readers to suggest Southerners for consideration for open cabinet posts. Any other groups not represented in the new administration can also be pointed out. I’m sure the transition team will take a serious look at your comments.

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8 Responses to “Civil War Brewing in US”

  1. skwguitaron 15 Dec 2008 at 1:04 pm edit this

    “civil war brewing in the U.S.” - Not agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnn….

  2. threedegreeson 15 Dec 2008 at 2:19 pm edit this

    Nah…the south is where the only viable faction of the GOP lives (and votes). And that doesn’t include North Carolina and Virginia anymore.

    They can keep it for themselves.

    Besides, that would knock the SEC out of football championships.

  3. davidrudeon 15 Dec 2008 at 2:24 pm edit this

    Thats because the South is still filled with backwards, racist hillbillies. When they want to get into the 21st century and quit ruining America and we will let them but I have no problem with Marching down to Charleston again and kicking some hillbilly ass…..Im a direct descendant of General Sherman and the hillbillys make me puke……

  4. atorturedsoulon 15 Dec 2008 at 3:07 pm edit this

    I was born and raised in Tennessee. Do you really think the south is filled with “backwards, racist hillbillies”? It’s funny that you would bash racism while actively promoting hatred and bigotry.

  5. spinningfactson 15 Dec 2008 at 3:18 pm edit this

    atorturedsoul Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 3:07 pm e
    I was born and raised in Tennessee. Do you really think the south is filled with “backwards, racist hillbillies”? It’s funny that you would bash racism while actively promoting hatred and bigotry.

    I’m sure I didn’t imply that.

  6. spinningfactson 15 Dec 2008 at 3:22 pm edit this

    skwguitar Says:
    December 15th, 2008 at 1:04 pm e
    “civil war brewing in the U.S.” - Not agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnn….

    It seem I’ve accidentally dropped a bomb, and it’s been detonated.

  7. atorturedsoulon 16 Dec 2008 at 3:38 pm edit this

    Spinningfacts, I didn’t mean you. lol I meant Rude’s comment.

  8. spinningfactson 16 Dec 2008 at 5:24 pm edit this

    atorturedsoul Says:
    December 16th, 2008 at 3:38 pm e
    Spinningfacts, I didn’t mean you. lol I meant Rude’s comment.

    Davidrude knows how to get comments. Thanks

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